little miss muscles

missdeejers:

Brodin who art at Gold’s
Hallowed be thy veins
Thy pecs are swole
Thy arms are jacked
On bicep day as well as tricep day
Give us this day our daily gains
Forgive us our plateaus
As we forgive those who are skinny hardgainers
And lead us not into starvation mode
But deliver us from carbicide
For thine is the preacher curl, the hammer curl, and the dumbell curl
And throw this fuck-wit into a deep-dark hole
Amen